Me: Gwen... Im going to hop in the shower. Ill be out in a few minutes, so if you need help with a toy, just wait until I come out. Gwen: Ok! Thirty seconds into a beautiful, needed and glorious shower... *Incessant knocking and Leigha? Leigha? Leigha? Leigha? Leigha? [Visualize Sheldon from Big Bang Theory]* I jump out of the shower soaking wet and half covered in soap thinking something must really be wrong. When I open the door Gwen says, Um... were gonna need more toilet paper. I pooped. All gone. *Very stern face* All. Gone. She dramatically drops the empty toilet paper roll at my feet and as she skips away, she looks over her shoulder and says, Smell ya later, Babe! -_- I regret teaching her that. Gwen: 1. Me: 0, and still soapy Corey Philips
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 13:13:13 +0000
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