Me: I feel the need to include that the movie picked up after a Goldbond commercial with Shaque... --- Quirell: next to snape, who would expect... poor professor Quirell! Me: ... Me... --- Harry: Then it was you who set the troll free! Quirell: Yes boy... very good Me:Yes Harry... very good... why arent you in Ravenclaw. --- Quirell: Tell me... what do you see? Harry sees mirror Harry pull the stone out of his pocket and wink... Me: Mirror Harry stop flirting with Harry and put that stone back in your pants... --- *Quirell removes his turban* Me: Why was his Turban such a circular shape when really his head is just a really awkward oval-sphere shape? --- Voldemort-halfhead: Join me and live Harry Me: Do it Harry! Join the dark side of... the magic? --- Volde-head: Kill him!! *Quirell flies forward* Me: What? Since when could you fly?! --- *Harry gets knocked out by dust voldemort (dustymort? Voldedust?)* Me: Ahh... it must be allergy season for Harry... --- Dumbledore: What Happened between you and quirell down in that dungeon is a complete secret... so naturally the whole school knows... Me: Hogwarts... more gossipy than Regina George... --- Dumbledore: I see that Mr. Weasley has saved you the trouble of opening your chocolate frogs... Me: What?! That Fat*** you took your best friends candy?! WHILE HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL!? Im surprised your mother didnt send you a howler for that alone! --- Dumbledore talking about bernie botts: I was unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one Me: Yeah... poor 100 year old dumbledore coming across a vomit flavored bean... --- ~Snape (Not even the headmaster is safe! (especially from me!))
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 05:48:22 +0000
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