Me: I’m having a nervous breakdown. Friend: I’ll bring the wine. I’m not sure which wine pairs best with a nervous breakdown, but at this point I don’t really care, because wine. That seems like a sentence fragment but it’s not. ”Because wine” is a full sentence and is also an answer to just about anything you could ever ask. ”Why should I leave my house?” ”Why am I crying at an insurance commercial?” ”Why do my cats all have mustaches drawn on them?” BECAUSE WINE. In fact…why does this post exist? Because wine.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 22:14:52 +0000