Me: You are a very silly dog. Felon: I am determined and - TopicsExpress



          

Me: You are a very silly dog. Felon: I am determined and strong! Me: You are both of those things but mostly you are silly. Felon: I dont know why you would even say that to me, you know how sensitive I am. Me: That is a hard rubber toy. Most dogs would be content to chew on it and leave it at that. Not you, you have to shred it and then swallow all the little pieces you have carved off. We have spoken at length about what happens to those things after you swallow them. Felon: I am just trying to make yard clean up fun... like an Easter egg hunt with lots of colorful prizes! Me: Im sure your girl will appreciate your desire to bring color into her life. Felon: Just so you know, Im going to need some fiber to balance out all this rubber. Good thing we got the big bag of carrots!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 04:04:49 +0000

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