Me: so, what you are saying is that the hypothermia from today damaged your brain and now you can no longer make good decisions. Gary: no, it wasnt that cold. With my goggles and my balaclava, I was quite comfortable. I will bike again tomorrow. Me: it will be minus forty with the windchill. Gary: this way you can use the car. Me: whatever. I am not using that car. I refuse to walk the thirty feet through the cold to get to it. Gary: it is in an underground heated parking garage. Me: whatever. Dont incriminate me as codependent to your batshit winter cycling by pretending I need to use the car. This is why I decided to have children and go to seminary. So I could do everything on line and never leave my house. Anthony: thats not the reason you had children. You had children because you love them. Me: yes. I love you boys. (Pause) Me: I just ALSO love staying inside.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 01:55:31 +0000
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