Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 83, announces he will become a Muslim to marry Fatimah al Sultana, 24, the masseuse on his private jet and a princess of the Saudi royal family. Described as stunningly beautiful with a mind of her own, Fatimah will be the fourth Mrs Murdoch after a magnificent wedding at the al-Haram Mosque in Mecca in August. News of Murdochs conversion causes panic in 317 television and newspaper offices around the world. Veteran New Newscorp commentator Andrew Bolt is the first to recover, deftly informing baffled readers of Melbournes Herald-Sun that Islam is a religion of peace and love cruelly slandered by the Christian West for centuries.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:51:34 +0000