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Memo from Team Hage Family Member: We are out of TP and prefer not to use leaves Internal Monologue Triggered (in time order): 1. Wow, I just spent $50 on TP in March thinking it would last until at least September. 2. Were Fiber One bars on special for the month of April? 3. That was 2435 sheets of Charmin Feather Touch, I have 12 employees... How can I be mad? That is super impressive! Conclusion/Action Taken: 1. Do what every American has the right to do these days, request a handout! Letter to Mr. President: I have included a link to the Not Top 20 list of government waste that should serve as precedence to approve this request. I am a small business owner that is flushing my income down the porcelain throne due to ultra-regular employees. Please create a program to assist in any way possible. Due to budgetary constraints, my run to Sams Club this morning has resulted in the final TP purchase of 2014. Please provide me with a handout, as no American should have to use their hand for this biological function. Thank you for your consideration. policymic/articles/76985/20-ridiculous-ways-the-government-wasted-your-money-in-2013 Poll: Please keep your answers brief. 24 rolls per employee, in what month will our Doomsday Preppers stock pile of TP run out? #IVoteJuly #DontShakeTheirLeftHand
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 13:13:12 +0000

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