Mercedes A man in a Mercedes was cruising along pretty fast, when he saw those flashing lights in his mirror. Well, he thought, Im in a Mercedes, hell never catch me! But the officer kept up. The Mercedes finally pulls over and the office walks up. Listen, fella. youre my last stop of the day. If you can tell me one explanation for speeding that I havent heard before, Ill let you go. The driver thinks for a moment and says, My wife ran off with a police officer last week. I thought you were chasing me to give her back! The officer turned and left.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 09:45:03 +0000
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