Merry Christmas to all of my wonderful Co workers!! Mandy Skoglund Krieger Becky Joslin Lara Kathryn Cornelius Tracie Winans Kim Conley Lindsey Handlos Emily Mason Renee Muller Bronzynski Amy Gray Jess Drees Katie Nelson Katie Davidson-Riehl Katie Barkmeier-Sievers Lynn Habben Ashley Anderson Toni Pfrimmer Zacharina Winker Brooke Minnehan Nurses Christmas Author Unknown Twas the night before Christmas & all through the floor, The Lasix was filling the foleys galore. Stockings were worn, to prevent emboli, They came in two sizes: knee, and thigh-high. The patients were nestled half-assed in their beds, While visions of stool softeners danced in their heads. We in our scrubs, and they in their gowns, Fashions created to hide extra pounds. When down in E.R. it became such a zoo, They called with admissions, for me and for you. Theyre coming, theyre going, theyre looking the same, My patience for patients is starting to wane. Another call light is ringing, the patient expounds, I have not had my peri-care, please send someone down. About now delegation seems a good plan, We pass onto others, the needs of this man. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Santa himself, and 8 tiny reindeer. He states that he came from Central Supply, To bring us LR, NS, and D5. The doctor then scribbles what no one could read, Orders instruct us to measure their pee. As we try to decipher illegible words, We find a new order to guaiac their turds. The next shift arrives; our day is now through, Only to discover emesis inside of our shoe! We give them report and pass on the facts, And tell them of duoderm lining the cracks. And the Nurses exclaimed as they drove out of site, Let there be Ambien for all, and to all a good night!
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 16:55:10 +0000