Met a girl..cute, valla victorian in high school.[i may have spelt - TopicsExpress



          

Met a girl..cute, valla victorian in high school.[i may have spelt that wrong]…she was pleasant…:}…came by my place to borrow coffee..let her come in and sit at my table..I was getting the coffee..I turned around and she was gone…………amazingly quiet..I noticed my salt and pepper shakers missing..worth two dollars..my sugar dish.99 cents..some suger packets...a plastic spoon..all my nice stuff is put away for guests and occasions..I went to her place..and she answered the door..and Invited me in??? I began to say..if u asked I would of given u what u needed..but to my surprise her place was filled with all sorts of stuff..from my stuff… to plasma tv..desk,christmas tree,tools,moped,pillows,all sorts of lamps,dishes,clothes,baskets,,watches etc..everything!! I said.Im gonna ask u a dumb question would u like me to buy or give you things..she said..oh no..thks anyways..I said ofcoarse not..your a keleptomanic..I recognised u..She.says well..its a need..I said since your headed for jail..or prison looking at grandtheft..by what she stoled..I said you should put up a sign teach thievery classes..$5.00 an hr...I did not see her again for months, she moved. Last week I ran into her at 711.I said so PAM how are u doing..She smiled ,fine she.said..Handed me her calling card..the card said..Take and sell..classes $100.00 an hr..Drove away in a ferrari...ha ha ha..can u imagine..go figure...ha ha
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:33:39 +0000

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