Met my new neighbor. Shes a lovely gal (please sense sarcasm). She rang my doorbell 3 times until I answered. Proceeded to yell at me asking if I moved her keys. Now in my defense she is from Ireland and while I am Irish I had no clue what she was yapping about so I had to ask her to repeat twice. Made her even more angry (I poked the bear). Turns out she left her keys on the garbage bins and, God forbid, somebody brought them to the curb on garbage night - something she never does. So I see her confusion. She was locked out and pissed. I have heard this chick scream and yell and slam doors repeatedly in battle with the BF so I really did not want cray cray up in my crib. But I did the right/death inviting thing and invited her in to wait in my place. Thank God someone responded that they found the keys and placed them in a place where only a rapist/burglar could easily locate them (like on top of a garbage bin in the wide open). If I die it may be because of the angry/stupid girl on the first floor and I will be pissed. Watch for me on Date Line Murder Mystery Girl Who Died Because Because Stupid Neighbor Never Took Out the Garbage and Didnt Know What the Bins Were For - Not a Place to Put Keys. I will play the part of the corpse. Please say nice things. Mike - this means you. I am not Jaime.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 02:57:06 +0000
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