Mexican Invasion A United States Navy Destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing toward Texas. The Captain gets on the loudspeaker and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft, where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up and shouts, “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s.” The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loudspeaker and asks, “Just the four of you?” “No, we’re the last four, the other 12 million are already there.”
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 04:14:23 +0000
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