Mick & Paddy were walking along a street in London. Mick looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair. Mick said to his pal, Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of these and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think we are thick Irishmen and try to screw us. Ill put on my best London accent. OK Mick, Ill keep me mouth shut said Paddy They go in and Mick said in a posh voice, Hello my good man. Ill take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. Ill back up me truck ready to load them on, old chap! The owner of the shop said quietly, Youre from Ireland, arent you? Well yes, said a surprised Mick. What gave it away? The owner replied, This is a dry-cleaners........
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:52:54 +0000
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