Might help if I post on my timeline and not Legends what a a Wally this morning he he ha ha as they say. Start the day with a Laugh - John Key, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4 am by the telephone. John its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! Ive just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground.. It is istimated the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!! PM: Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - will be ruined! Hilth Munister: Were going to hef to shup some in from... Brutain?... PM: No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one! Hilth Munister: What about Australia? PM: Ill call Tony Abbott - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten unches long and eight unches thuck! That way theyll continue to respect the All Blacks!! Three days later a delighted John rushes out to open the boxes. He finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one......... MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 04:10:43 +0000