Mighty Rajnikanth When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& Now they call it as .............Wikipedia Crazy people!!!! ;) ***************************** When Rajnikant was a Student…!!! Teachers used to Bunk the classes!!! ********************************* Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”. **************************************** Rajnikant purchased a road roller… Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes…………………………… *********************************** THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!! Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar… And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J Is there a need to say anything beyond this??? ****************************** Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue… ..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well ***************************** If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! ************************************** Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - Solve any 100 questions He solved all 150 and wrote, Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100! ******************************** One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play…. ************************************* Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event… *********************************** What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :- Faster .. Better… RAJNIKANT…. No it should be (strictly) RAJNIKANT. RAJNIKANT.. RAJNIKANT… Mind it ************************** Rajnikanths next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other ****** “Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P ****** Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth Today that powder is known as “AMBUJA CEMENT” ************************ Name: Rajnikanth Hobbies: Playing with lions, swimming with tsunami, skating in volcano, catching bullets when Someone shoots, running against flying plane, playing with lightning The legend of India…… ************************ Rajnikant was shot today... . . . Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow ******************* Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? *************************************** If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.” ******************************************** If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India. ************************************* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. ********************************************* Rajinikanth doesnt answer natures call. Nature answers Rajinikanths call ********************************************* Einstein Said: Everything is relative. Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing. Rajinikanth said: I am everything ********************************************* Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here ********************************************* When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available ********************************************* Einstein said you cant move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth ********************************************* Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday ********************************************* Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in its way ********************************************* Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives ********************************************* Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth ********************************************* Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup ********************************************* Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says: Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye. Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu ********************************************* God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth ********************************************* Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rajnikanth once killed four birds with half a stone. You say theres no such thing as half a stone? Well, the four dead birds didnt think so either. ********************************************* Rajinikanth can kill a living room.... ********************************************* Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded ********************************************* Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram Ravan : Acha chal bye.. Ram : Arey kya hua? Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye Ram : Arey lekin hua kya?? Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? ********************************************* Rajinikanths dog can bend a pipe with its tail. ********************************************* Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ? Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya. Shiva: Kyun? Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!! ********************************************* Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines- how long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata? Airline:1 hour Sir. Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.. *********************************************
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