Mikes Self Defense Tip of the Day: the wife said Sunday was Family Fun Day. Then the wife said we were going to the mall. wait a minute! I shouted. What? She asked. You said family fun day. the mall is the OPPOSITE of fun! I DID NOT wanna go to the mall, she did, so we compromised and we went to the mall. So there we were on the 2nd floor as she was in stores shopping, I was dealing with the kids who were like two hairless Monkeys we gave a pot of coffee to and shot out of a cannon! At about hour 3, She came out and I confronted her saying you know what? this isnt fun. This blows! Oh, she said I just wanted to show you what I bought you. I turned around to get a better look at what she had...I got a close enough look to read the serial number and the words limited edition on the bronze statue of batman as it smashed into my nose and knocked me over the railing. Get a good look Douche-Monkey! She shouted as I plummeted toward the floor. Thank GOD there was a kiosk underneath me with a guy selling dumbells that broke my fall...I remember saying wang bu to the paramedics for all the time they took splinting every limb. And I finally got out of the mall...IN HER FACE!!
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 05:59:41 +0000
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