Mistake #1: Ive been put in charge of purchasing Halloween Candy - TopicsExpress



          

Mistake #1: Ive been put in charge of purchasing Halloween Candy today. Mistake #2: I have a habit of overbuying. Mistake #3: I have a tendency to overbuy Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.. damn them. Mistake #4: My entire family will be elsewhere this evening, leaving me to man the house... and ultimately be in control of the candy. Mistake #5: Its going to be pouring rain today, ensuring the amount of kids coming to the door will be minimal. Mistake #6: Im unable to connect #5 with #3 & #2 and adjust my purchasing accordingly. Mistake #7: My tinnitus is almost the same identical frequency as our doorbell, thereby making it difficult to hear the doorbell (The fact that I recently tuned the doorbell chime to match the frequency of my tinnitus is completely irrelevant here) Its not often that this many mistakes in judgement add up to something good for me, so I plan to take full advantage of the rare occasions that it does...
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 16:03:23 +0000

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