Modern Seinfeld Monday: The Tip Out Kramer decides to help out the homeless by creating a website for The Contributor newspaper. His plan backfires since theres now no reason to sell it, and the homeless now seem like theyre just wasting paper. Jerry: You gotta shut down the website, Kramer! Youre putting the homeless out of business. Kramer: But that wasnt the plan! I was trying to streamline their lifestyle. Jerry: Their homeless! Theres no need to streamline, no need to simplify! When you sleep in a cardboard box and eat other peoples leftovers, thats as Walden Pond as youre gonna get. Meanwhile, George takes a girl to the swankiest New York restaurant. His jokes are funny, the food is tasty, the wine is flowing freely--everythings perfect until the server announces that shes leaving and that shell be transferring their ticket to someone else. George decides not to tip the new server because she didnt do any work, which makes his date think hes cheap. Girl: Dont be like that. You should really tip. George: Im no miser! I pay if its deserved! But where was this new girl when I went hungry? Where was she when my wine glass went empty? Girl: Its unfair. George: No, its very fair! The other girl did all the work. Id hate to give HER money to someone else. Im the fair one! Girl: Do what you want, George. George: Wait, do you really want me to do what I want because usually when a woman says that, it means the opposite. Girl: *Leans in closely* Do. What. You. Want.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 04:36:02 +0000