`Mojo` - ( Part two! ). Having failed the first time, with those little pills, `of blue,` I sent for some more, ( from India ), to see what a knew dosage would do, They cost five pounds for a thousand, I thought ` Crikey i`m on a good thing, If these work, jobs a `gud un`, and I can send for some more in the spring.` At first I was cautious with dosage, recalling my errors of past, When I `overdosed` with my `Mojo`, and it looked like the `Titanic`s` mast, So little by little I ventured, as slowly and steady I went, Not wanting to waste, or to squander, after all, it was five pounds i`de spent. I just took the half one to start with, but that didn`t do owt at all, It didn`t raise it`s head, when I got into the bed, I was going up the wall, So I tripled the dosage the next night, and `bingo` what did I see, A smiling happy `Mojo`, looking up at me. I put on some romantic music, and I gestured to my wife, `Come near my dear, beside me here, you know you`re the love of my life`, She came to me, she lay with me as `unveiling time` came near, What happened next did shock me badly, dear, oh dear, oh dear. A `Flautist` in the orchestra, was joining in the tune, And `Mojo` started swaying, as if dancing to the tune, It was if it was all human, well my darling went berserk, Especially at the crescendo, when it did a little `twerk`. And when the `Flautist` finished, my `Mojo` died a death, I was quiet relieved at this, - I began to catch my breath, For in the room was silence now, all the signals of romance were dead, For she was reading the `small print`, - and this is what it said: These pills are made from snake venom, - and will give you a night of delight, But don`t use them where music is, because you will get a fright, And if your ` Mojo` ever dances to the `charmer`s tune`, You will find yourself forever, `twerking` at the moon ! . So if you see me walking, funny down the street, Sliding, weaving, snaking, and shuffling me feet, Don`t think that i`ve gone funny, or developed one of `me ills`, I`m just getting rid of the rest of these ruddy indian pills !. Mick.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:32:04 +0000