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Mom: Hurry up! I gotta go! Me: *pulls all plugs out of electronics to speed up shut down, sprints out of house half-dressed, and breaks speed of light running to the car* ----- ----- Me: Hey mom, I need to be on time for this thing, can we go? I have to be there in 15 minutes. Mom: *cleans entire house, waters plants, redecorates rooms, applies for Israeli citizenship, runs for UK president, starts a gambling ring, shops online, crawls to car, forgets keys, crawls back to house*
Posted on: Thu, 08 Aug 2013 14:35:41 +0000

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