Mom met Superman today. Evidently, he was about three-and-a-half feet tall, he had a very long cape on, he was blonde and very tan. He actually snuck up on her, which is unusual. I cant even do that. He said, Im Superman. Ive been fighting crime all day. I stopped people from stealing from the jewelry store. There are billions of crimes, and Im fighting all the time. Then he showed her his wrist and said, This is my invisible watch. He looked at the time and said, Oh, no, I am really late! He said goodbye, and ran until he disappeared. ...If I werent an ethical person, Id try to pay this boys parents to adopt him.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 22:09:22 +0000
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