Moments when saying nothing might have worked out better... Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. *Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. *Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC Ive never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. *Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. *Mariah Carey, pop singer Im not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. *Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents The police are not here to create disorder. Theyre here to preserve disorder. *Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party Convention Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. *Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower Traditionally, most of Australias imports come from overseas. *Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees. *Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks Half this game is ninety percent mental. *Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark Ever since I was a kid, Ive always been a real deep thinker and stuff. *Billy Ray Cyrus Theyre multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off. *Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. *Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didnt study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. *Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle It isnt pollution thats harming the environment. Its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. *Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle The streets are safe in Philadelphia. Its only the people who make them unsafe. *Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. *Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. *Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jack ass, and Im just the one to do it. *A congressional candidate in Texas Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. *General William Westmoreland, during the war in Vietnam
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