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Mondays epic fails...... Eating carrots sprinkled with fresh cilantro and not checking my teef in the mirror after I finished eating my orange delicious-ness. 2 hours later, I checked my grill and guess what? Ratchet meth mouf! Shouldve flossed right after! poo! Blowing my nose and not looking in the mirror to see if I had any dangle-y dots! 1 hour later, I checked my nose and guess what? Boogah-juice Boogah-juice Boogah-juice poo! Trying to channel my inner Tom Cruise (Risky Business) by rolling my desk chair over to the cabinet to get something out, and guess what? Bam! Guess who tipped ova? poo! So, now I have clean teeth, a clean nose and a bruised arse! Yay! Go me!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:58:21 +0000

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