Monk stories. Monk along with Head priest was on his way to shrine.Then he saw several ladies standing there .. Who are they?....asked Monk.. who ...asked the Head priest. Those girls who cant stop caressing their hairs (upper ,MIDDLE and Lower) and those who just cant stop yawning... Head Priest said....They are Nymphomaniacs...(In fact All women are Nymphos)...said he with feeble voice. Oh..Monk said.. Tell me..one thing Head priest... yes ...head priest said... Why are they Yawning? They dont have sleep... Oh.. Why are they holding hands crossed like that? Oh..You know they are SUCKERS... they are saying that ..Have had enough...They are holding like that to say that are not going to tolerate anymore... Oh...Can you give an example of such woman.... oh..by the by..we should go to AXIS BANK..I have got some TRANSACTIONS to make.. Oh..before you go..could you please tell me about that girl .. who..asked Head priest, That girl whose name starts with S and ends in A.. Oh..that girl ... ...To be continued..... Continued... Head priest and monk got down from a bus...It was raining.. Both were looking for a place to change their wet clothings . They saw a a shop that deals in Swindled metal pieces (mostly iron).The owner of the shop who was drinking Scotch Whisky saw them but turned his face away from them. Head priest with no regrets approached him and said... hey you...Father of that sinner girl..Why did you turn the face away from us.. We are priests... What do you want.....Hey.. We have lost faith in God.. Ok..But we want to see that girl.. No...the trader said.. what do you want to offer that girl. She wont like Good persons like you...all she needs now..is. something DANGEROUSLY EVIL .. Monk interrupted and said.........Might be DIET COKE . . ..
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:26:41 +0000
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