Mookies Intergalactic Observers guidebook has a chapter on Earth. The very first thing Mookie learned in this chapter was that there is a place in America where all species of Extraterrestrial Life Forms, ELFs, can meet for help and/or support. This special place is known to humans as Walmart. Now Mookies friends Amish John and Amos Graber roll their eyes when Mookie tells them this, obviously they dont believe it because both these Amish men still believe Mookie is a deformed human. Last night during the ELF Hour at Walmart Mookie used Amish Johns smart phone to take pictures of some of the ELFs inside the store, those ELFs who reflect light in the human species visible wavelength, all other alien beings are invisible to your ocular organs. So here are just a few of the friendly local ELFs seeking companionship with their friendly alien bothers and sisters. (Mookie has omitted any picture of Cracksters who are the shyest of all ELF species. These poor souls use a secret way to identify themselves, a method that is not 100% accurate though!)
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 23:29:14 +0000