Moral: Todays bartenders aledgedly hate their patrons. So, on that note: 1. If I order a well martini, its because I figured out last visit that its the same swill you put in my Tanqueray Ten Martini last visit, and charged me double for, after shaking the sh*t out of it and bruising it beyond the point of calling first responders, except for fun. 2. Regarding #9: Can I still be a power player if I or order a Tanqueray Ten on the rocks with two olives, stirred and very cold, and say Hey, theres gin in this martini -- high five! And, for the few - yet ever so pernicious, rat-assed - fake FB friends who hate themselves and live to ridicule and gossip about the rest of us who feeling pity for you and still havent unfriended you: Dont bother scrabbling to take a screen shot and feverishly search the internet for drunken cat pics to accompany your hopeful masterpiece of disrepair and self loathing. I never have more than two cocktails in a night and that only on occasions. ... :)
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 23:35:38 +0000
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