More evidence that I, a socially awkward human in general, possibly have an internal magnetic system which attracts weirdos. As Im walking into my office today, a man that resembles a worn-out Jermaine Dupri (google him, if you dont who that is--but how could you not?) and myself have the following exchange: Me: Morning. (He was just standing around on the sidewalk, I couldnt pretend he wasnt there.) Jermaine Dupri: It would be a good morning if my baby mama would quit stalking me. Me: Huh. Good luck with that. I have noticed that baby mamas seem to like attention. Jermaine Dupri: Can I holla at you sometime? Me: No. You cant. I. Cant. Even.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 13:52:54 +0000