More things I just don’t understand: When I accidentally press the face-time button on my phone and freak out when I discover that double chin looking back at me on my phone is MINE. When did this happen? Ugh! The phrase, “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach”. That’s the most ridiculous quote ever. Bless your misunderstood little heart. The friction sound my thighs are making when I walk. When people shorten my name. Please just don’t. Why God invented butt-sweat. Christmas ornaments in the stores in July. Parents who take their kids grocery shopping at 10PM and then yell at the kid for not behaving. Duh. These photographs are gorgeous, but I just don’t understand the random couch set in the middle of a country/forest scene. It totally confuses me- especially a velvet couch. That would never really happen. Putting Dr. Pepper in a baby bottle. Umm…no. Why people think bras and deodorant are optional. Why if someone annoys me, I imagine myself as the character in the Indiana Jones “Temple of Doom” movie where I just reach in their chest and yank out their beating heart. Okay…I might need to start embracing meditative yoga.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 20:09:03 +0000
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