Morning Munchkins.Another absolutely pish morning.Even worse than yesterday.My stuff was blowing off my trolley at the cash and carry.Strong winds forecast all day.Lovely.... So yesterday i was talking to a friend,and he was telling me hes having to take boner pills now coz its getting harder...well its not lol... to get it it up.He says maybe its age,or the fact hes been stressed recently,but i know its the fact his wife looks like Katie Hookins arse. It would take me a half dozen pills to even get a semi if i was doing her.She makes Shrek look like Brad Pitt.Anyway he was asking me if ive ever had to use them,and thankfully i dont need them.I can get aroused at the drop of a hat,and at the most innapropriate moments.I could be serving a woman and discussing the weather and ....boom.There it is.Standing there wanting to come out to play.And i sort of move position to hide it,but the rubbing against my jeans makes it worse and before you know it its like Godzilla breaking through a buiding.I try and keep a straight face,and start talking about some utter random shite,but the more i think about it the harder it gets.The worst of it is,i could be serving an absolute minger...with stubble..and stinking of pish..but shes gonna leave the shop thinking she pure turned me on. Ah well...the joys of being a hot blooded,testosterone fuelled plonker. Be safe,and keep smiling troops!
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 08:34:16 +0000
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