Morning Wisdom: Today is Jessie Smiths birthday so that means it is once again Jessie Smith Day here on MW. Todays Jessie Smith story i call The CinnaMonster Incident. Every thursday we got paid, Me and Jessie would go to the mall just to get the f**k out of Roxboro for a little while and this particular time my cousin Joseph Lester rode with us. So we walking through the mall and these two decide they want a cinnamonster. Well the problem was there was only one left. These two fools take off running to try and get to the line first and Jessie beat Joseph to it. Now to fully appreciate how funny this s#it was i have to describe to you what this cinnamonster looked like. It looked like it mightve been one leftover from the day before. That s#it was dry looking as hell. It looked like Flavor Flavs knees. I didnt know if it needed more cream cheese or lotion. It looked like it was dying from small pox. This cinnamonster was the Charlie Brown christmas tree of cinnamonsters. So Jessie is laughing in Josephs face like, Ah ha! You to slow b!tch! and as soon as the lady scoops it up and puts it in the little container to give it to Jessie, the lady comes out the back with a fresh pan of cinnamonsters straight from the oven! Jessie looks at his and says, Nall he can go first... and Joseph says, NAAAAAAALL NIGGA! NAH UH! THATS ALL YOU RIGHT THERE! I was laughing so hard i had to sit down! The disappointment on Jessies face was PRICELESS! He ate that raggedy cinnamonster so fast that i dont even think he tasted it! And every time Joseph would bite his he would go, UMMMMMM! MAAAAAAN THIS THE BEST CINNAMONSTER I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE! I couldnt walk for laughing. The BEST part was when Joseph looked at him with this dead serious look on his face and said. What would you do if i just threw this cinnamonster in the trash right now? You would be mad wouldnt you? I was DONE!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:04:09 +0000
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