Morning chuckle from reading a news article. Those pesky telemarketing calls which I never answer, yay for caller ID. Top comments on messing with THEM back in my opinion: 1. Give the phone to your 2 y/o and say its SANTA!!! 2. Ask for Rachel (the automatic voice) and say I dont want to talk to you but her because you have a relationship and you are torpedoing it by not putting her on the phone. 3. Tell them to wait your spouse needs to hear this offer too then put the phone down and walk away for awhile. 4. Tell them that person has died. 5. Tell them that person committed murder and just went to prison. 6. Hook your phone up to the fax machine.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 10:40:47 +0000