Most STUPID questions ! [-_-] 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Dont you know? 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. Im on painkillers . Why dont you try again? 3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Naaa! I was doing research on whether monkeys in congo marry or not. You thought i was sleeping, u stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Naah! Its autumn season & my hairs shedding off! 5. When someone calls on land line n asks where r u? Me: Im in the market with telephone around my neck...!!! 6.When i m washing my car, neighbor: hey are u washing it? Me: no, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus. 7.My friend seeing me washing clothes Friend:Hey, are u doin laundry? Me: Naah! Im training the soap how to swim!!!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 16:33:32 +0000
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