Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations... 1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Dont you know? 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: Ni moti bhut maza aaya ek aur baar kr naa 3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought i was sleeping, u stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair: Hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone calls on land-line n asks where r u? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck...!!! 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 6. When i m washing my car.. Neighbor: Hey, are u washing ur car? Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 14:04:29 +0000
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