Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.😅 1. At movies: Hey ! What are you doing here ? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Dont you know? 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt ? Me: No not at all. Im on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again ? 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry ! Were u sleeping ? Me: Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ? 😴 4. When they see me with shorter hair: Hey ! Have u had a haircut ? Me: Nah ! Its autumn. my hairs shedding ! 📞📞📞📞 5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: Where r u ? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck !! 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 6. When I m washing my car.... Neighbor: Hey ! Are u washing ur car ? Me: No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus. 👹🙀 🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎 A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cudnt control his curiosity n asked Do u always carry ur TV remote with u? She replied No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 😆 Story continues.... Wife took out her husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didnt block his own card. Moral: Obey your wife....in all situations
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 04:46:47 +0000
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