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Most STUPID questions ppl usualy ask me in obvious situatns- At movies:hey! Wt r u doin here? Me:I sell tickets in black here. Dnt u kno? In local train:A heavy weighd aunty steps on my feet: Sory did dat hurt? Me:No nt at ol. m on local anesthesia. y don u try agn? Wn i gt woken up at midnyt by a cal: sory! Were u sleepin? Me:Na re! I ws doin research on whethr zulus in africa marry or nt. U thot i wz sleepin,u stupid fool! Wn dey c me wid shortr hair: hey Hav u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs sheddin..! Wn sm1 cal on landline n asks wher r u? Me:M in market wid telephon...:-P:-P

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