Most of u dnt really knw me, so its time 4 u to knw me.. Let me - TopicsExpress



          

Most of u dnt really knw me, so its time 4 u to knw me.. Let me introduce myself.. NAME.. Micah NICKNAME.. Superman HOBBIES: collecting teeth 4rm live lions, catching bullet wit bare hands, jogging up & dwn d mountain Everest.. MY RECORDS.. I fought wit a dinasaur & broke its neck. I skinned a crocodile alive. I held my breathe under d water for 3 months.. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS.. I went to heaven to charge my NOKIA battery, i can speak 10,598 languages d latest one am learning is igbo. I went to the campo entrinamiento dtito vilanova at spain to teach Messi hw to trap ball.. SILLIEST THINGS I DID.. Swimming in d tsunami. MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.. I culdnt kill 100 tigers with one punch each, 99 died instantly bt one only became an imbecile... I culd nt come 1st when i raced with mecedese benz, toyota, ferari and honda with my feeth, i only came 2nd PROUDEST MOMENT.. A cobra died after biting me., i won cheetah(d fastest animal on earth) in a 1000 metre race,, OTHER THNGS U PROBABLY DIDNT KNW ABT ME... I hv an A.T.M machine in my bedroom., hope u knw Aliko Dangote? He collects loan 4rm me,, Barack Obama comes to me for advice.. I travelled round the world in 2 days.. Do u knw d dead sea? I killed it... I can count the 1,2,3 to where it ends within 10minutes.. ONE THING ABT ME.. I hate bragging, infact am too modest to talk abt myself, evry word 4rm my mouth is truth.... THOSE OF U WHO KNW ME, DID I LIE???
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:14:59 +0000

Trending Topics



Recently Viewed Topics




© 2015