Mothers. STOP IT!!! Stop putting hair bows on your baby/toddler/childs head that IS the size of the childs head. Just stop. We get it. You have a girl. Congratulations. It was a 50/50 shot. Your odds couldnt have been more for, or against you. Why must you torture your poor kid? YOU ARE SELFISH. How bout that? Your baby didnt ask for that big ass, uncomfortable bow on her head! Yall. Stop. I saw a pic of a mom who put a huge friggin bow headband on her child in the NICU. I wanted to throat punch her. Hellooooooo. Your child is struggling to take breath on her own and you know.... LIVE. And youre putting scratchy ass, huge flower bows on her head? Amongst the nasal cannula and lead wires from monitors?!?! Just stop. I can say that. I had a baby in the NICU. It was the single most stressful time in my entire life. And I wouldnt have dreamt of pics in head sized hair bows. But all that serious business aside. All you moms of healthy babies and young kids. Look. I understand your burning desire to prove your social status by the size of your kids hair bows. I do. I know, those things aint cheap. But STOP. Go back to competing with other moms with your expensive handbags! (Hint: coach can be found in middle schools these days. Louis are kinda old money, always classy but way too many fakes). If you wanna prove your legit hip and wealthy, go with a Celine bag. (Nano says almost.... I mean, good effort.... But go ahead and spring for the micro or mini. Youre welcome.) Anyhoo. Just stop dragging your defenseless XYs into your desperate desire to prove something with hair bow size. I promise. Its NOT cute and your desperation is hanging out. Treat it like a good slip. We may know its there, but keep it tucked in. Thank you.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 01:21:39 +0000
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