Movie Shit That Nobody Cares About - Just watched the movie NOAH and holy shit that was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time, and not in a so bad its funny way. I do not believe in God but even if I did it wouldnt have saved this movie. Beyond boring. If you dont know the story from the Bible then you arent going to know anybody but Noah and thats only because he is on the movie poster. They dont set up any characters which just leaves you in the dark about who is on screen and why you should care for them in any way. Im pretty sure most of this wasnt in the Bible and if it is then the Bible is about 4 Hobbits away from being a J.R.R. Tolkien novel. I could stare at Emma Watson and Jennifer Connelly all day so that wasnt horrible but it was one of those movies that I wanted to turn off without ever wanting to know how it ended but I didnt because I couldnt believe it was that bad. Just mind numbing. 1/10 and the only reason it gets a 1 is because of Emma Watson and Jennifer Connelly. Otherwise dont waste your time.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 09:18:19 +0000
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