Mowing The Lawn I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said nothing. The reason I said that instead of saying just thinking is because she would have said about what? At that point, I’d have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I’ve come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here’s the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, It might be nice to have another child. On the other hand, you NEVER hear a guy say, You know, I think I’d like another kick in the nuts. I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 04:43:26 +0000
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