Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Dede: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking - TopicsExpress

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Dede: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, dont you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?) Dede: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, I dont know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking its a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419: Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didnt recognize my voice initially? (Certain its a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Dede: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didnt so much as show up or send a note. Nna odikwa njooo! (Your children will repay you with such). Didnt you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didnt hear. I would have come. Dede: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didnt hear about that, abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn?t hear. Dede: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too?Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: Shes fine. Im certain shell get across to you. Theres an issue? (breaking in before he begins his story) Dede: Ah! Jooohnson, O Imere mu ihe ojou: (you offended me).I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I dont have his kind of patience o! Im sure you know. I wont wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Anuofia (Ill pronounce wicked curses on u) Mr. 419: (Grunted) This issue is important... Dede: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? The guy ended the call straight...am not greedy thats y I share dis make una enjoy too.

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