Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have great news: Im a month overdue. I think were going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we cant tell anybody. The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? Yes... speaking Reliance guy, Youre a month overdue, you know! How do YOU know? stammers the young woman. Well, maam, its in our files! says the Reliance guy. What are you saying? Its in your files ...HOW????? Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out whos overdue GOD!!!!!!... ...... This is too much........ .. Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushesto Reliance office the next day morning. Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? the husband shouts. Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at Reliance, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. PAY you? And if I refuse? Well, in that case, sir, wed have no option but to cut yours off. And what would my wife do then? the husband asks. I dont know. I guess shed have to use a candle. Blame Mark Miller lol
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 17:04:14 +0000
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