Mr. Smith goes to the doctors office to collect his wifes test results. The lab technician says to him, Im sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wifes. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible! . What do you mean? said Mr. Smith. . Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimers, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Herpes. We cant tell which is your wifes. . Thats terrible! said Mr. Smith. Can we do the test over? . Normally, yes. But you have OHIP, and they wont pay for these expensive tests more than once. . Well, what am I supposed to do now? said Mr. Smith. . OHIP recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, dont sleep with her!!
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 11:22:25 +0000