Mr Smith is watching TV when he notices a Police car pull up in front of his house. Two Coppers come up and knock on the front door. He answers the door and one Cop says , are you Mr. Smith? Yes, he says. “Are you married, Sir?” "Yes I am" replies Mr. Smith. "Would you happen to have a picture of your wife, Sir?" "Yes I do" says Mr. Smith. "Would you mind getting it and showing it to us?" "No problem, gents". He goes into the living room and returns with her picture and hands it to the Cop. A very serious look comes across the Cop’s face and he looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry to say this Mr. Smith but it looks as if your wife was run over by a truck”. Mr. Smith replies, “I know, but she is a fantastic cook and really great in bed” !!!
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 21:53:59 +0000