Mum, avert your eyes. The neighbours have declared war, the - TopicsExpress



          

Mum, avert your eyes. The neighbours have declared war, the late night thrusting and pig squealing has got to stop. Its time to fight fire with fire - and no, I dont mean herpes. I require the assistance of a female to come over and scream loudly while we bang on the wall of my bedroom from 4am till at least 4.05... Just so they know this is legit. I will provide wine and a couch for you to sleep on afterwards, but, youll need to bring your own food and pillow. If youre lucky I may let you get to first base with me, however, this will constitute payment, otherwise, whatever coins you can find on, in and around your sleeping quarters are yours to keep. Applications to be made at work tonight. Thanks.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 04:33:45 +0000

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