Muniu, new to Nairobi boarded a bus from town going to Kasarani. Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night Vigil/Kesha. As they proceeded Muniu smiled and stared at the church sister admiringly and lustfully. The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; “With your lust and thirst for women, you wont get to heaven.!!” Muniu furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap. The Conductor in shock asked; “Why did you slap me???” Muniu shouted; “You are a liar and a thief. Why didnt you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Kasarani??!!”
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 18:53:07 +0000