MurderMike tip O the day: If you find yourself at a party/crowded establishment and you are waiting in line to drop a fat deuce, Sometimes there will be chicks behind you waiting in line. Knowing that they will smell said deuce after you drop it, this might help. When the person ahead of you comes out, go into the bathroom holding your nose and make sure they see this. Make a putrid face as if the person who just left was the one who bombed the bathroom. Then you have about a 30 second window (Time to take a piss) to squeeze that muffin out and still blame it on the person ahead of you. Youre Welcome.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 02:34:51 +0000
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