Murphys Laws Of Women 1. Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it ! 2. Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you ! 3. Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proportionately uglier ! 4. Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother ! 5. Chances are - if the woman whom you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady ! 6. Chances are - The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you ! 7. Chances are - The more you chase a woman, the faster she may run away from you ! 8. Chances are - The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you ! 9. Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter ! 10. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come to meet her ! 11. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk ! 12. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed ! 13. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to brush your teeth ! 14. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodorant ! 15. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have an itch problem ! 16. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy ! 17. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to reconcile with you !
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 18:01:35 +0000