Murphys Laws which you have not studied in schools : Law of Equality Time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 min. is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill call u in 5 min! Law of Queue If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now ! Law of Telephone When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone ! Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, you nose will begin to itch ! Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the lest accessible corner ! Bath Theorem When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings ! Law of Encounter The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with ! Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will ! Law of Bio Mechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach ! Theatre Rule People with the seats at the farthest from the entry, arrive last ! Law of Coffee As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which last until the coffee is cold ! Law of Proposal After u accept a proposal you will get a better one ! What is Generation Gap .. Father used to walk 20 minutes to save 20 Rs. Son spends 20 Rs to save 20 Minutes. (Surprisingly both are correct ... !!!)
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 10:09:37 +0000
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