Must Read: FIFA World Cup Okey Ndibe posted an article on the dos and donts of women during the world cup, Sanjo Fagbemi now posted wifes response. I just had to share because these articles are really hilarious and most men and women will identify with the points of view. Okey Ndibe: My Dear Wife The Fifa World Cup is here. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we wont go. 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them.. 6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if im watching football, you better crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football. 10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing. 11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. 12.If you miss the line up please ask, who is that guy? 13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify. Thank you, GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION. Sanjo Fagbemis wifes response: Dear Husband While I realize that it is that time when once every four years you develop PMS you would be advised to remember a few rules 1) I married a man not a football team as such try and ensure that we have no more than 7 guests at a time. 2) School is still in session so your friends should go home latest by 8pm 3) This is not a beer parlour I will not harbor refugees from their own homes or lazy buggers who have not worked hard enough to buy their own 60 inch T.Vs 4) You are only allowed to watch matches involving Christiano Ronaldo and yes he is gorgeous! P.S. Is David Beckham going to Play for England again? 5) Junior is not allowed to stay up late discussing the game with you he has exams in school. 6) If for any reason you are tired or snoring when I get into bed throughout the month there will be no Telly in this house ...FOR THE MONTH... 7) I expect to have family lunch at least twice this month or I will develop those special headaches that only absolute and prolonged silence can cure just before the semi finals and the final. Your dearly beloved wife.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 18:01:08 +0000