My Complex Love Story – Episode 1 My Jambito Experience So for starters, I have a best friend and it’s a ‘she’, I don’t really think the ‘best friend’ with a guy thing can work because guys could be so uncaring and there are times you just need to stay put and cry on someone shoulder rather than watch football or play fifa ’14. Her name is Sandra, she’s super cute girl with nice curves, you know that kind of toolz Bottom?, she’s also very warm, friendly and independent, thus never takes nor asks for anything from me unless I insist. She cooks too, very well too, in summary, she has got everything a guy would ever need 4rm a girl. She is based and hails from Port-harcourt, she is what I’ll like to call a full PH girl to the core. Here is the twist, sandra is an EX, and she’s my first lady, not like am a governor or president, just that she was my first girlfriend in Uniport. yea, it’s kinda funny and complicated how things turned out, nevertheless, I love her just as a friend or so I think. Here’s how it all happened… I had just gained admission into uniport, I’m one of those lucky people that has a relative in the ‘high places’ of the school, so getting admission was sorta a piece of cake, all I had to do was make good grades and I at least credited all my subjects in my WAEC and likewise did justice to JAMB and POST JAMB (although I had some assistance *wink*), so as I was saying, I got admitted into uniport and I met Sandra during the usual hectic, generic, annoying, stressful fresher registration…(una wey dey school go understand wetin I mean) even now that I’m almost done with my program, I have like two friends who don’t have a matric number because they haven’t finished the registration or something like that. So I was finally done with my physicals after queuing for two straight days and headed to the famous ‘LULU BRIGGS HEALTH CENTER’ for my medicals only to be instructed that I had to come back two days later because they had days for different departments and it wasn’t my dept day. I was so pissed because I had wasted my time, I was dead hungry tired and frustrated and I also missed my way while looking for lulu briggs and this people were telling me bullshit. I complained and para for them (para means shout or something like that) but it fell on deaf ears so after shouting for like 10 mins and nobody answered me, I just shamefully package myself well and went home with fury. Back then I was squatting with one of my high school friend(Tayo) and his roommate(Uche). When I got home, the house was empty but I heard voices at the back of the house so I went to check if it was my notorious friends and landlords for the time being, as I approached I started perceiving weed and somehow I just knew it was my landlord, Tayo. You see, Tayo has been a chain smoker since high- school so wherever there is weed, there is Tayo. I finally got to the back and I was right, Tayo and some other guys were there ‘getting high’ while talking about football, lecturers, girls and so on. I just sat down with them and contributed to my own specialty, ‘girls’. Well nothing really happened for the next two days, it was just boring due to the fact that I was still a fresher and hadn’t settled nor have friends. Finally the day for my department to do the Medicals came and in other to impress, my packaging was ‘war’ oh!. I wore my best blue pens with tear rubber D&G 100% cotton long sleeves shirt which I had ironed in a way the getoh could peel yam, my dark green moccasin wasn’t a bad mixture neither and to top it all, I sprayed almost half of my ‘incidence made in paris’ perfume. As I walked out of the house with my ear piece plugged in, I had a quick look at the full scale mirror at the exit of the lodge and I gave myself the ‘I go kill dem 2day’ smile. On getting to the gate of the health center in a taxi I boarded, I dropped and walked into the health center. For a moment everybody in the health center stopped and turned back to stare at me, am not really an attention seeker so I didn’t know either to run or just faint. Neither of those options seemed nice so I just chined up and walked straight to a desk at the front the health center to make inquiries and I was directed, as I walked, i could feel about a thousand eyes on me, after a while I got used to it and besides I guess that’s what I was looking for when I dressed that way. I was directed to the office of the lady that shunned me the two days ago, but unlike the other day I came, she nicely attended to me and gave me two labeled test tubes, one had ‘BLOOD’ written on it, while the other had ‘URINE’. ‘URINE?!’ I asked, literally asked screaming. ‘yes, urine, any problem?’ she asked with a mischievous smile. so how was I to urinate in public in a tube for that matter, after all my packaging, and am sure some of my department girls would have had their eyes on me already. ‘chai this one would be hard oh’ I said to myself while staring at the test tube confused.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 18:18:50 +0000
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